Sherlock: I’ll just be myself.
John (irritated): Are you listening to me?!
my dad: wow these two REALLY act like a married couple
*Sherlock is about to die*
my dad: i fucking refuse to believe it
my dad: he cant die because that would mean the end of the show
me: just wait im not gonna say anyth--
my dad: OK SSSHHTT DONT SAY ANYTHING
*Sherlock dies*
*Sherlock is dead*
*John runs over to his body*
my dad: i fucking refuse to believe it
my dad: thats not him
me: dad calm down just wait--
my dad: no its not him
my dad: thats not his face
me: what
my dad: thats not his face
my dad: look at him thats not his face
my dad: or his hair
my dad: I FUCKING REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT HE PROBABLY HIRED AN ACTOR OR SOMETHING
me: dad--
my dad: or maybe he has a doppelganger
my dad: but he cant be dead because then there would be no show!!!
*John is at Sherlock's grave*
*John leaves*
*Sherlock is alive*
my dad: SEE