amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
amount of stories i've completed: 0
I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
yourpersonalpurgatory: most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals
kordova: suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
jamietheignorantamerican: “A Quick Doodle I did in Class” “One Hour Speedpaint” “My pen pressure was off when I drew this” “Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.” “I’m only 13 years old.” “I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
supernatural-and-slippers: makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society “Yes this igloo will properly express my rage.”
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: thegayloki: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of...
melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L L ...
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn: spookylittlesleipnir: descartes-and-thosecartes: freudian-slut: anideaforamoth: ecokitty: ras-al-cool: I see your Odin and Howard Stark… And raise you one Brian Banner. ^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat. Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here. Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club. At least they had dads. Omg...
lucifersblog: localnativity: there’s a special place in hell for everything satan is very organized Thank you.
THERE ARE FOUR KINDS OF FANFICTION
eatsleepcrap: ANGST FLUFF CRACK AND… *AHEM*
cornerof5thandvermouth: if you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say “idjits” three times bobby singer shows up and smacks you upside the back of the head for fooling with ghosts
Upon the sand...: squeewentthefangirl:... →
squeewentthefangirl: thefrankiieffect: why-thats-absurd: bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool: imjohnlocked: doctorspockspaceman: tardisbluebird: I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs. lock your doors did you just put bilbo…
hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
ibrokethestars: that one friend that’s exactly like you but better
thegestianpoet: llcruelj: so what is the purpose of a fandom again porn and sadness
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with #i’m not saying its aliens #but
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